…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.
I dropped my friends dog once when I was in middle school because I thought it was okay, and her mom was like “you have cats, don’t you?” She was most displeased…
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops